The effect of Al Davis in the Star Trek era of the Raiders, brought to
you by Mike Sommers.
kirk: Spock, what the hell is in that thing your looking into?? Is
that a mini tv or somethin?spock: No captain, I am looking at my
Fantasy Football team and trying to figure out who to play.Uhura:
Captain, (holding that little blue tooth thing in her ear) I am
receiving a signal from earth.Kirk: Put it on the screen please(the
screen lights up and it is a giant Al Davis head) the whole crew jumps
back!Kirk: WHAT THE F*CK?Screen: Kirk, this is Al Davis…I own this
friggin ship and all in it…you will listen to my commands, no matter
how crazy or unorthodox…NOW ARE YOU LISTENING?
Kirk: yes sir (still leaning back in his command chair).Spock:
(whispering to kirk) captain, it is 100% pure senility.Kirk:
(whispering back to spock) is there any way to stop him?Spock:
(whispering) no captain, he has the ultimate power and our fate in his
wrinkly hand.Kirk: (mumbles) SH*T!!screen: WHAT DID YOU SAY?Kirk:
uhhhh nothing sir…. d d did you have a command for us?screen: YES, I
have given your young assss control of my ship (team), but I give you
no real authority…you will do as I say and drive this ship right
into the ground…regardless of the crew (the nation) and its
feelings…AND DO IT NOW!!(Screen turns off)Kirk: ok crew, gather
around and take a hit of spock’s stuff (takes joint from spock and
hits it) (in a smoke inhaled, hold it in, voice…) F*CK THAT GUY…we
are going to fly to Buffalo and fulton torpedo those new yahkers back
to reality!!! Sulu: to buffalo sir? Kirk: Helll friggin
yeah…(calling scott)Kirk: Scotty?Scott: aye captain?kirk: hey drop
your c**k and pick up the rocks (di lithium crystals) and get this
hoopdy ride to buffalo…
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