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Sunday, 9/7/08A”Air Force One” *** (’97, Suspense) Harrison Ford.
Terrorists hijack the president’s plane. (2:30) (R) TNT 11:30 a.m.”The
Alamo” ** (’04, War) Dennis Quaid. Outnumbered Texans fight to secede
from Mexico. (3:00) (PG-13) AMC 4 p.m.”American Rap Stars” (’02,
Documentary) Behind the scenes with renowned rap musicians. (1:30) (R)
TMC 4:30 a.m.”Apollo 13″ *** (’95, Historical Drama) Tom Hanks. Based
on the true story of the ill-fated 1970 moon mission. (3:00) (PG) SCI-
FI 9 p.m.”Arthur and the Invisibles” ** (’06, Fantasy) Freddie
Highmore. Live action/animated. A boy enters a tiny kingdom. (1:45)
(PG) SHOW 6:30 a.m., 3:15 p.m.”Asteroid” ** (’97, Action) Michael
Biehn. Huge fragments of a disintegrating comet threaten Earth. (4:00)
SCI-FI 2:30 p.m.”The Astronaut’s Wife” ** (’99, Science Fiction)
Johnny Depp. A woman’s husband acts strangely after a space accident.
(2:00) (R) KTLA 3 p.m.”Autism: The Musical” *** (’07, Documentary)
Autistic children work together to create a live musical. (1:35) (NR)
HBO2 6:10 a.m.B”Babel” *** (’06, Drama) Brad Pitt. Strangers’ lives
collide on three different continents. (2:25) (R) TMC 2:05 a.m.”The
Bachelor” * (’99, Comedy-Drama) Chris O’Donnell. A man has 27 hours to
marry in order to inherit $100 million. (2:00) (PG-13) KTLA 1
p.m.”Backbeat” ** (’94, Drama) Sheryl Lee. The Beatles make their
start in 1960-’62 Germany. (1:45) (R) FLIX 2:50 a.m.”Batman” *** (’89,
Action) Jack Nicholson. The Caped Crusader vows to rid Gotham City of
the Joker. (2:30) (PG-13) A&E; 12 p.m.”Becket” **** (’64, Historical
Drama) Richard Burton. King Henry II clashes with his close friend
Thomas Becket. (2:30) (PG-13) TCM 7 a.m.”Being John Malkovich” ***
(’99, Comedy) John Cusack. A man discovers a tunnel that allows people
to become the actor. (1:55) (R) TMC 3:10 p.m.”The Beverly Hillbillies”
** (’93, Comedy) Jim Varney. Jed Clampett and his clan move to
California. (1:35) (PG) ENCORE 2:05 p.m.”Billy Liar” *** (’63, Drama)
Tom Courtenay. A mortuary clerk retreats into a world of fantasy.
(1:40) (NR) FLIX 12:20 p.m., 4:35 a.m.”Blood Work” ** (’02, Suspense)
Clint Eastwood. A former FBI agent searches for a murderer. (2:30) (R)
TNT 6:30 a.m.”Blow-Up” ** (’66, Crime Drama) David Hemmings. A fashion
photographer develops proof of a murder in mod London. (2:00) (NR) TCM
1 a.m.”Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious
Nation of Kazakhstan” *** (’06, Comedy) Sacha Baron Cohen. A foreign
reporter makes a documentary. (1:30) (R) HBO2 10 p.m.”The Bourne
Ultimatum” *** (’07, Action) Matt Damon. Jason Bourne continues to
look for clues to unravel his true identity. (2:00) (PG-13) MAX 10:30
a.m.”The Breakup Artist” (’04, Romance-Comedy) Joseph Lyle Taylor. A
man wants his fiancee’s friend to help him end the engagement. (1:30)
(R) SHOW 8:15 a.m.”The Bridge on the River Kwai” **** (’57, War)
William Holden. A British colonel builds a bridge for his Japanese
captor. (3:45) (PG) AMC 6:15 a.m.”The Brothers Grimm” ** (’05,
Fantasy) Matt Damon. Traveling con men probe a magical mystery. (2:00)
(PG-13) KCOP 8 p.m.KUSI 1 p.m.”Bulletproof” * (’96, Action) Damon
Wayans. Assassins dog a cop and a fugitive witness en route to L.A.
(1:30) (R) STARZ 2:20 p.m., 3:15 a.m.”Bulletproof Monk” ** (’03,
Action) Chow Yun-Fat. A martial-arts master finds a protege to protect
a scroll. (2:30) (PG-13) FX 7:30 a.m.”The Butterfly Effect” ** (’04,
Suspense) Ashton Kutcher. A young man travels back in time to change
the future. (3:00) (R) FX 10 a.m.C”Cecil B. Demented” ** (’00, Comedy-
Drama) Melanie Griffith. An actress is taken hostage by anarchistic
cinematic rebels. (1:30) (R) FLIX 11:45 p.m.”Cleopatra” (’12, Drama)
Helen Gardner. Silent. Based on the life of the legendary Egyptian
queen. (2:00) (NR) TCM 9 p.m.”Code Name: The Cleaner” * (’07, Comedy)
Cedric the Entertainer. An amnesiac janitor believes he is a secret
agent. (1:30) (PG-13) MAX 7 a.m.D”D2: The Mighty Ducks” * (’94,
Comedy) Emilio Estevez. The young Ducks take part in the Junior
Goodwill Games. (2:00) (PG) HLMK 9 a.m.”Daddy Day Camp” * (’07,
Comedy) Cuba Gooding Jr. Clueless fathers take charge of a children’s
summer camp. (1:30) (PG) STARZ 7:30 p.m.”Date With an Angel” * (’87,
Romance-Comedy) Michael E. Knight. A disabled angel disrupts the life
of an aspiring composer. (1:50) (PG) FLIX 7:15 a.m.”David” *** (’97,
Drama) Nathaniel Parker. Based on the biblical tale of the youth who
slew Goliath. (3:00) (NR) TBN 7 p.m.”The Deal” (’03, Drama) Michael
Sheen. Tony Blair and Gordon Brown discuss the Labour Party. (1:15)
(NR) HBO2 11:30 a.m.”Dear Prudence” (’08, Mystery) Jane Seymour. A
woman tries to solve a murder mystery during her vacation. (2:00) HLMK
5 p.m.”Death Sentence” ** (’07, Suspense) Kevin Bacon. A man sets out
for revenge after gang members kill his son. (2:00) (R) MAX 8
p.m.”Demolition Man” ** (’93, Science Fiction) Sylvester Stallone. A
frozen cop is thawed out to capture an old nemesis. (2:00) (R) MAX
12:15 a.m.”Diagnosis of Murder” ** (’92, Mystery) Dick Van Dyke. A
doctor tries to clear his patient of murder charges. (2:00) (NR) HLMK
1 a.m.”Disturbia” ** (’07, Suspense) Shia LaBeouf. A troubled youth
suspects his neighbor is a serial killer. (1:45) (PG-13) MAX 4:15
p.m.”Doogal” ** (’05, Adventure) Voices of Daniel Tay. Animated. An
evil wizard would start an ice age. (2:00) (G) TOON 7 p.m.E”8 Mile”
*** (’02, Drama) Eminem. A Detroit man tries to achieve success as a
rapper. (2:30) (R) MTV 12 p.m.”Emma” *** (’96, Drama) Gwyneth Paltrow.
In the 1800s, a matchmaker’s machinations prove disastrous. (2:00)
(PG) SHOW 11:30 a.m.”Enchanted” *** (’07, Fantasy) Amy Adams. Live
action/animated. A fairy-tale princess winds up in contemporary
Manhattan. (1:55) (PG) STARZ 12:25 p.m., 9 p.m.”End of Days” * (’99,
Horror) Arnold Schwarzenegger. An ex-cop must prevent a woman from
bearing the Antichrist. (2:05) (R) ENCORE 10 p.m.”Entrega Inmediata”
(’63, Comedia) Cantinflas. Un humilde cartero se ve implicado en
asunto de espionaje. (1:30) (NR) KVEA 7 p.m.”Escape to Athena” **
(’79, Action) Roger Moore. A motley group of POWs faces the Nazis on a
Greek island. (2:00) (PG) FLIX 2 p.m.”Ever After” *** (’98, Romance)
Drew Barrymore. A courageous scullery maid wins the heart of a prince.
(2:00) (PG) E! 3 p.m.F”Failure to Launch” ** (’06, Romance-Comedy)
Matthew McConaughey. A man’s parents hatch a plan to move him out of
the house. (2:00) (PG-13) TBS 8 p.m., 10 p.m.”A Family Affair” ***
(’37, Comedy) Lionel Barrymore. A judge’s no-choice decision angers a
town. (1:15) (NR) TCM 3 a.m.”Fight Club” *** (’99, Suspense) Brad
Pitt. Men vent their rage by beating each other in a secret arena.
(2:25) (R) HBO2 12:25 a.m.”Firewall” ** (’06, Suspense) Harrison Ford.
A bank security expert battles a criminal. (2:30) (PG-13) FX 6 p.m.”A
Fistful of Dollars” *** (’64, Western) Clint Eastwood. An amoral
gunman works both sides of a divided Western town. (2:30) (R) AMC 1:30
p.m.”Flags of Our Fathers” *** (’06, War) Ryan Phillippe. The men who
raised the flag on Iwo Jima become heroes. (2:15) (R) HBO2 2:50
a.m.”Flight 93″ ** (’06, Docudrama) Jeffrey Nordling. Passengers
revolt against terrorist hijackers on Sept. 11. (2:00) (PG-13) A&E; 5
p.m.”Fools Rush In” ** (’97, Comedy-Drama) Matthew Perry. Pregnancy
pushes one-shot lovers into a difficult marriage. (2:00) (PG-13) TBS
6:45 a.m., 2:30 a.m.”48 HRS.” *** (’82, Action) Nick Nolte. A convict
is temporarily set free to help catch fugitives. (2:00) (R) BRAVO 8
a.m.”The Fraternity” ** (’02, Suspense) Treat Williams. A student
suspects his fraternity is responsible for a campus murder. (2:00) (R)
KABC 1:05 a.m.G”Georgia Rule” * (’07, Drama) Jane Fonda. An
incorrigible teen goes to live with her stern grandma. (2:00) (R) MAX
12:30 p.m.”Ghost” *** (’90, Fantasy) Patrick Swayze. A murder victim
returns to save his beloved fiancee. (2:15) (PG-13) HBO 6:30
a.m.”Ghost Rider” ** (’07, Action) Nicolas Cage. A motorcycle stuntman
is a supernatural agent of vengeance. (1:55) (PG-13) ENCORE 12:10
p.m., 8 p.m.”Gidget” *** (’59, Romance-Comedy) Sandra Dee. A girl on
summer vacation chases sun, surf and romance. (1:45) (NR) TCM 7:15
p.m.”GoldenEye” *** (’95, Action) Pierce Brosnan. A weapon’s theft
sends Agent 007 to Russia. (2:30) (PG-13) KCAL 12 a.m.”The Great Raid”
** (’05, War) Benjamin Bratt. A U.S. battalion tries to rescue
prisoners of war in 1944. (3:00) (R) AMC 2 a.m.H”Hairspray” *** (’07,
Musical Comedy) John Travolta. A Baltimore girl becomes an overnight
celebrity. (2:00) (PG) MAX 8:30 a.m.”Harry Potter and the Goblet of
Fire” *** (’05, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe. Voldemort lays a trap for
Harry at the Triwizard Tournament. (3:30) (PG-13) FAM 12:30 p.m.”High
School High” ** (’96, Comedy) Jon Lovitz. An idealistic teacher hopes
to inspire inner-city students. (1:30) (PG-13) ENCORE 6:50 a.m.”The
Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” ** (’05, Science Fiction) Martin
Freeman. A human and his alien friend begin an interstellar journey.
(2:00) (PG) KUSI 11 a.m.”Holiday Heart” *** (’00, Drama) Ving Rhames.
A drag queen shelters a drug addict and her child. (2:00) (R) BET 3
p.m.”Home Alone 2: Lost in New York” ** (’92, Comedy) Macaulay Culkin.
Kevin ends up in New York when he boards the wrong plane. (2:00) (PG)
ENCORE 8:20 a.m., 6 p.m.”Hondo” *** (’53, Western) John Wayne. A
cavalry scout finds a family threatened by an Indian war. (2:00) (NR)
AMC 11:30 a.m.”Hotel de Love” *** (’96, Comedy) Simon Bossell. An old
flame returns to tantalize two fraternal twins. (1:40) (R) TMC 1:30
p.m.I”I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry” * (’07, Comedy) Adam
Sandler. Two straight firefighters pose as gay partners for insurance
purposes. (2:00) (PG-13) HBO2 9:30 a.m., 8 p.m.”I, Robot” ** (’04,
Science Fiction) Will Smith. A homicide detective tracks a dangerous
robot in 2035. (2:30) (PG-13) FX 8:30 p.m.”I Think I Love My Wife” **
(’07, Romance-Comedy) Chris Rock. A free-spirited woman makes a man
question the state of his marriage. (1:45) (R) HBO2 12:45 p.m.”I
Vitelloni” *** (’53, Comedy-Drama) Franco Interlenghi. Five young
malcontents in a seaside town refuse to grow up. (2:00) (NR) TCM 11
p.m.”Identidad Desconocida” *** (’02, Suspenso) Matt Damon. Un agente
amnesico esta marcado para morir tras un fracaso. (2:30) (NR) KVEA
8:30 p.m.”Imitation of Life” *** (’59, Drama) Lana Turner. Teenage
daughters complicate two women’s friendship. (2:15) (NR) TCM 5
p.m.”Infected” (’08, Science Fiction) Gil Bellows. Two newspaper
reporters try to stop an alien conspiracy. (2:00) (NR) SCI-FI 12:30
p.m.”Interview With the Vampire” *** (’94, Horror) Tom Cruise. A
vampire recalls the tragic events of his 200-year life. (2:05) (R) TMC
12 a.m.”The Invasion” ** (’07, Science Fiction) Nicole Kidman. An
epidemic of alien origin threatens humanity. (1:45) (PG-13) HBO 2:15
p.m., 12:30 a.m.”Irresistible” (’06, Drama) Susan Sarandon. An
illustrator believes a woman is trying to destroy her family. (2:00)
(R) LIFE 11 a.m.J”The Jazz Singer” ** (’80, Musical) Neil Diamond. A
New York cantor sets out to find success as a pop star. (2:00) (PG)
SHOW 5 p.m.”Juwanna Mann” * (’02, Comedy) Miguel A. Nu”ez. Jr. An ex-
NBA player dresses in drag to join a women’s league. (2:00) (PG-13)
COM 10:30 a.m.K”Knocked Up” *** (’07, Romance-Comedy) Seth Rogen. A
one-night stand has an unforeseen consequence. (2:15) (R) MAX 10
p.m.L”Lake Placid” * (’99, Horror) Bill Pullman. A monstrous crocodile
chomps on villagers in rural Maine. (1:25) (R) MAX 5:35 a.m.”The Last
Trimester” (’06, Suspense) Chandra West. A couple tries to adopt a
baby from a woman who ends up dead. (2:00) (NR) KCOP 5 p.m.KUSI 11:30
p.m.”Lethal Weapon” *** (’87, Action) Mel Gibson. A veteran detective
is paired with an eccentric partner. (2:45) (R) CMT 3 p.m., 8
p.m.”Lethal Weapon 4″ ** (’98, Action) Mel Gibson. Detectives Riggs
and Murtaugh battle Chinese mercenaries. (2:15) (R) HBO2 2:30
p.m.”Live Free or Die Hard” *** (’07, Action) Bruce Willis. America’s
computers fall under attack. (2:15) (PG-13) HBO 5:45 p.m.”Living
Death” (’06, Horror) Kristy Swanson. A poisoned man returns from the
grave to exact vengeance. (1:30) (NR) SHOW 4 a.m.”Love Finds Andy
Hardy” ** (’38, Comedy-Drama) Lewis Stone. Andy’s girl returns
unexpectedly from a vacation. (1:45) (NR) TCM 4:15 a.m.”Lucky Number
Slevin” ** (’06, Crime Drama) Josh Hartnett. A man lands amid a war
between black and Jewish crime lords. (2:00) (R) TMC 10 p.m.M”Matlock:
The Court Martial” ** (’87, Mystery) Andy Griffith. Ben defends a
soldier accused of murdering an officer. (2:00) HLMK 11 p.m.”Mr.
Baseball” ** (’92, Comedy) Tom Selleck. Aging New York Yankee gets
traded to Japan. (2:00) (PG-13) KCAL 1 p.m.”Moving McAllister” (’07,
Romance-Comedy) Ben Gourley. A law intern unwisely agrees to do a
favor for his boss. (1:30) (PG-13) TMC 9 a.m., 6:30 p.m.”Mrs. Palfrey
at the Claremont” ** (’05, Comedy-Drama) Joan Plowright. A widow and a
young writer develop an unlikely friendship. (1:50) (NR) TMC 7:10
a.m.”Music From Another Room” *** (’98, Romance) Jude Law. A man
believes he must marry an acquaintance from long ago. (1:45) (PG-13)
FLIX 6:15 p.m.”My Best Friend’s Wedding” *** (’97, Romance-Comedy)
Julia Roberts. A food critic seeks to sabotage her buddy’s nuptials.
(2:00) (PG-13) TBS 6 p.m.”My Daughter’s Secret” (’07, Drama) Jennifer
Grant. A single mother notices her daughter’s strange behavior. (2:00)
(NR) LIFE 3 p.m.N”The Neon Bible” ** (’95, Drama) Gena Rowlands. A
teenage boy tries to deal with his dysfunctional family. (1:35) (NR)
FLIX 10:45 a.m.”Night at the Museum” ** (’06, Fantasy) Ben Stiller.
Museum exhibits spring to life when the sun goes down. (2:00) (PG) MAX
6 p.m.”The Number 23″ * (’07, Mystery) Jim Carrey. A man becomes
obsessed with a book that seems to be about his life. (1:40) (R) HBO
3:40 a.m.O”Old Yeller” *** (’57, Drama) Dorothy McGuire. Tale of Texas
teen and his stray yellow dog. (1:45) (G) TCM 9:30 a.m.”One Fine Day”
** (’96, Romance-Comedy) Michelle Pfeiffer. Two overstressed single
parents tiptoe around romance. (1:50) (PG) ENCORE 10:20 a.m., 2:30
a.m.”Open Season” ** (’06, Comedy) Voices of Martin Lawrence.
Animated. A mule deer shakes up the easy life of a domesticated bear.
(1:30) (PG) STARZ 6:30 a.m., 3:50 p.m., 4:40 a.m.P”La Palomilla al
Rescate” (’76, Aventura) Hector Ortega. Un grupo de ni”os intenta
rescatar a su maestra secuestrada. (2:00) (NR) KWHY 4 p.m.”The Parent
Trap” *** (’98, Comedy) Lindsay Lohan. Reunited twin girls try to get
their parents back together. (3:00) (PG) HLMK 2 p.m.”Pearl Harbor” **
(’01, War) Ben Affleck. Friends join a war effort after the Japanese
attack Hawaii. (3:00) (PG-13) AMC 7 p.m.”Poetic Justice” ** (’93,
Romance-Comedy) Janet Jackson. A postal worker tries to win a reticent
poet’s affections. (1:50) (R) ENCORE 4:20 a.m.”Pollyanna” *** (’60,
Drama) Hayley Mills. An orphan’s infectious optimism spreads
throughout a town. (3:00) (G) HLMK 11 a.m.”Preaching to the Choir” **
(’05, Comedy-Drama) Billoah Greene. Two brothers from Harlem take
divergent paths in life. (2:00) (PG-13) BET 1 p.m.”Predator” ** (’87,
Science Fiction) Arnold Schwarzenegger. A team is stalked by an
intergalactic trophy hunter. (1:50) (R) MAX 2:50 a.m.”Prick Up Your
Ears” *** (’87, Biography) Gary Oldman. Playwright Joe Orton leads a
flamboyant gay lifestyle. (2:00) (R) FLIX 8 p.m.”Psycho” *** (’60,
Horror) Anthony Perkins. A woman stops at a motel run by mad Norman
Bates. (2:00) (R) TCM 3 p.m.Q”Queen of the Stardust Ballroom” ***
(’75, Drama) Maureen Stapleton. A widow meets a married mailman at a
Bronx dance hall. (1:40) FLIX 5:35 a.m.R”Rambo III” ** (’88, Action)
Sylvester Stallone. Loner Rambo rescues mentor from Soviets in
Afghanistan. (2:00) (R) KTLA 2 a.m.”The Recruit” ** (’03, Suspense) Al
Pacino. A CIA rookie must ferret out a mole within the agency. (2:30)
(PG-13) TNT 9 a.m.”El Regreso de la 4X4″ (’04, Accion) Gerardo
Albarran. Cacique encuentra joyas arqueologicas muy valiosas. (2:00)
(NR) KWHY 8 p.m.”Richie Rich” ** (’94, Comedy) Macaulay Culkin. A
young billionaire crosses paths with a greedy executive. (1:40) (PG)
FLIX 9:05 a.m.”Ringmaster” * (’98, Comedy-Drama) Jerry Springer.
People reveal sordid details on a TV host’s program. (2:00) (R) WGN 8
a.m.”Rocky Balboa” *** (’06, Drama) Sylvester Stallone. Rocky, now
retired, fights the world heavyweight champion. (2:00) (PG) TMC 8
p.m.S”The Salon” ** (’05, Comedy) Vivica A. Fox. The owner of a beauty
salon deals with squabbling employees. (2:00) (PG-13) BET 8 p.m.”Save
the Last Dance” *** (’01, Romance) Julia Stiles. A white teen falls
for a black student who also loves dance. (2:15) (PG-13) TBS 8:45
a.m.”Saving Private Ryan” **** (’98, War) Tom Hanks. U.S. troops look
for a missing comrade during World War II. (3:30) (R) TNT 4:30
p.m.”School for Scoundrels” ** (’06, Romance-Comedy) Billy Bob
Thornton. A professor and a student love the same woman. (1:45)
(PG-13) SHOW 1:30 p.m., 2:15 a.m.”The Seat Filler” (’04, Romance-
Comedy) Kelly Rowland. A man pretends to work in show business while
dating a singer. (1:30) (PG-13) TMC 5:40 a.m.”Secret Admirer” ** (’85,
Comedy) C. Thomas Howell. A love letter falls into the wrong hands and
creates havoc. (1:40) (R) ENCORE 5:10 a.m.”Sex, Lies & Obsession” **
(’01, Drama) Harry Hamlin. Mother must either help her husband or
break up the family. (2:00) LIFE 1 p.m.”The Shaggy Dog” ** (’06,
Comedy) Tim Allen. A top-secret serum turns a workaholic prosecutor
into a canine. (2:00) (PG) DISN 12 p.m.”Shanghai Noon” *** (’00,
Comedy) Jackie Chan. A Chinese guard arrives in 1881 Nevada to rescue
a princess. (1:55) (PG-13) STARZ 1:20 a.m.”Shaun of the Dead” ***
(’04, Comedy) Simon Pegg. An aimless TV salesman and his friend battle
zombies. (2:00) (R) COM 3:30 p.m.”Shooter” ** (’07, Suspense) Mark
Wahlberg. A wounded sniper plots revenge against those who betrayed
him. (2:15) (R) SHOW 12 a.m.”ShowBusiness: The Road to Broadway” ***
(’05, Documentary) A filmmaker charts the creation of four Broadway
shows. (2:00) (PG) SHOW 7 p.m.”Sin City” *** (’05, Crime Drama)
Jessica Alba. Sordid characters run amok in a crime-ridden metropolis.
(2:30) (R) SPIKE 1 a.m.”Sins of Rome” ** (’54, Adventure) Ludmilla
Tcherina. Spartacus leads a gladiator revolt against the Romans.
(2:00) (NR) KZSW 12 a.m.”Sky High” ** (’05, Comedy) Michael Angarano.
Two superheroes send their son to a training school. (2:00) (PG) FAM
10:30 a.m.”Soul Survivors” * (’01, Suspense) Melissa Sagemiller. A
college coed is haunted by visions of her dead boyfriend. (1:30)
(PG-13) TMC 10:30 a.m., 5:05 p.m.”Soy el Hijo del Gallero” (’78,
Aventura) Antonio Aguilar. El hijo de un gallero continua con la
venganza de su padre. (2:00) (NR) KMEX 10 a.m.”Spanglish” *** (’04,
Comedy-Drama) Adam Sandler. A housekeeper works for a chef and his
neurotic wife. (2:40) (PG-13) TBS 3:20 p.m., 12 a.m.”Species: The
Awakening” (’07, Science Fiction) Helena Mattsson. A professor
discovers that she is a half-human, half-alien clone. (2:00) (NR) SCI-
FI 12 a.m.”Spider-Man 3″ ** (’07, Action) Tobey Maguire. Peter Parker
falls under the influence of his dark side. (2:25) (PG-13) STARZ 10
a.m., 11 p.m.”Steel” ** (’97, Fantasia) Shaquille O’Neal. Un
superheroe en armadura se enfrenta a un ex compa”ero. (1:30) (PG-13)
KVEA 12 a.m.T”Taking Lives” ** (’04, Suspense) Angelina Jolie. An FBI
profiler helps detectives search for a killer. (2:00) (R) FX 4
p.m.”Tapeheads” ** (’88, Comedy) John Cusack. Would-be producers try
to cash in on the rock video craze. (1:35) (R) FLIX 1:15 a.m.”A
Teacher’s Crime” (’08, Drama) Ashley Jones. A former convict
blackmails his son’s high-school teacher. (2:00) (NR) LIFE 5
p.m.”Thirteen Days” *** (’00, Historical Drama) Kevin Costner.
Americans and Soviets teeter on the brink of war in 1962. (3:00)
(PG-13) TNT 12 a.m.”Tight Spot” *** (’55, Crime Drama) Ginger Rogers.
A gun moll is reluctant to testify against a gangster. (1:45) (NR) TCM
5:15 a.m.”Total Recall” *** (’90, Science Fiction) Arnold
Schwarzenegger. Strange dreams lead an earthling to intergalactic
intrigue. (2:30) (R) SCI-FI 6:30 p.m.”The Triangle” * (’01, Suspense)
Luke Perry. Friends become lost in the Bermuda Triangle. (2:00) SCI-FI
3 a.m.”28 Days” ** (’00, Comedy-Drama) Sandra Bullock. A writer is
forced to come to terms with her addictions. (1:45) (PG-13) HBO 4
p.m.”28 Weeks Later” *** (’07, Horror) Robert Carlyle. A carrier of
rage virus reinfects London. (1:50) (R) MAX 4:40 a.m.”Two Weeks” **
(’06, Comedy-Drama) Sally Field. Four adults gather at the home of
their terminally ill mother. (1:45) (R) SHOW 9:45 a.m.U”Under Fire”
*** (’83, Adventure) Nick Nolte. War tests the lives of three
correspondents in Nicaragua. (2:15) (R) FLIX 4 p.m.”Under the Yum Yum
Tree” ** (’63, Comedy) Jack Lemmon. An amorous landlord plots to
deflower a nubile new tenant. (2:00) (NR) TCM 1 p.m.”Unforgiven” ****
(’92, Western) Clint Eastwood. Clint Eastwood’s Oscar-winning portrait
of an aged gunman. (2:30) (R) TNT 3 a.m.”United 93″ *** (’06, Drama)
David Alan Basche. A re-creation of the doomed flight plays out in
real time. (2:00) (R) TNT 8 p.m., 10 p.m.V”Virus” ** (’95, Suspense)
Nicollette Sheridan. A doctor finds a conspiracy linked to a lethal
plague. (2:00) SCI-FI 10:30 a.m.”Viva Las Vegas” ** (’64, Musical)
Elvis Presley. A comely swimming teacher revs a race-car driver’s
engine. (1:45) (NR) TCM 11:15 a.m.W”Walk the Line” *** (’05,
Biography) Joaquin Phoenix. The story of music legends Johnny Cash and
June Carter Cash. (3:00) (PG-13) FX 1 p.m.”Waterworld” ** (’95,
Science Fiction) Kevin Costner. A loner navigates a future world.
(2:20) (PG-13) ENCORE 3:40 p.m., 12:05 a.m.”Wayne’s World 2″ ** (’93,
Comedy) Mike Myers. A dead rock star tells Wayne to organize a big
concert. (2:00) (PG-13) COM 1:30 p.m.”We Own the Night” ** (’07, Crime
Drama) Joaquin Phoenix. A nightclub manager tries to remain neutral in
a drug war. (2:00) (R) STARZ 8 a.m., 5:20 p.m.”We Were Soldiers” ***
(’02, War) Mel Gibson. Outnumbered U.S. troops battle the North
Vietnamese. (2:30) (R) TNT 2 p.m.”The Wedding Singer” *** (’98,
Romance-Comedy) Adam Sandler. A 1980s wedding crooner attempts to find
true love. (2:00) (PG-13) VH1 7 p.m.”Weekend at Bernie’s” ** (’89,
Comedy) Andrew McCarthy. Two accountants try to conceal the death of
their boss. (1:45) (PG-13) HBO2 7:45 a.m.”Wendy Wu: Homecoming
Warrior” (’06, Adventure) Brenda Song. A teen learns she is the
reincarnation of a Chinese warrior. (1:40) DISN 9 p.m.”We’re All
Angels” (’07, Documentary) Jason and deMarco are gay lovers trying to
become pop stars. (1:30) (NR) TMC 12 p.m.”Wetherby” *** (’85, Drama)
Vanessa Redgrave. A bizarre suicide puzzles a schoolteacher in rural
England. (1:45) (R) FLIX 10 p.m.”The Whole Nine Yards” ** (’00,
Comedy) Bruce Willis. A former mob hit man becomes a meek dentist’s
neighbor. (1:45) (R) MAX 2:30 p.m.”Wisegal” ** (’08, Docudrama) Alyssa
Milano. A woman’s lover has ties to organized crime. (2:00) (NR) LIFE
7 p.m.Monday, 9/8/08A”A Sangre Fria” (’02, Accion) Fernando Saenz.
Basada en hechos reales. El odio acaba con una familia. (1:30) (NR)
KWHY 11 p.m.”The Abyss” *** (’89, Science Fiction) Ed Harris. An oil-
rig crew must search for a sunken nuclear sub. (2:20) (PG-13) ENCORE
1:30 p.m.”Alexander” ** (’04, Historical Drama) Colin Farrell.
Macedonia’s young king conquers much of the known world. (3:30) (R)
AMC 8 p.m.”Andy Hardy Gets Spring Fever” ** (’39, Comedy) Mickey
Rooney. Andy falls for an older woman and almost quits school. (1:30)
(NR) TCM 4:30 a.m.”Arachnophobia” *** (’90, Suspense) Jeff Daniels.
Couple’s new farm has termites and Venezuelan spider. (2:00) (PG-13)
TBS 2:30 a.m.B”Baby Boy” *** (’01, Drama) Tyrese Gibson. A man juggles
womanizing with fighting his mother’s boyfriend. (2:30) (R) BET 8
p.m., 11:30 p.m.”Bachelor in Paradise” *** (’61, Comedy) Bob Hope. A
bachelor explores life in a modern housing development. (2:00) (NR)
TCM 10:45 a.m.”Back to the Future Part II” *** (’89, Science Fiction)
Michael J. Fox. Marty’s time traveling is threatened by a dangerous
rival. (2:00) (PG) HBO2 8 a.m.”Una Bala es Mi Testigo” (’59, Western)
Mauricio Garces. Un forastero venga la muerte del hijo de sus
padrinos. (2:00) (NR) KRCA 9 a.m.”The Black List: Volume One” (’08,
Documentary) Twenty African-American leaders are interviewed. (1:35)
(NR) HBO 11:45 p.m.”Black Snake Moan” ** (’07, Drama) Samuel L.
Jackson. A troubled bluesman takes in a severely beaten woman. (2:00)
(R) SHOW 12 a.m.”Blind Beast” ** (’69, Horror) Eiji Funakoshi. A
kidnapper and his victim explore sadomasochism. (1:30) (NR) FLIX 3:15
a.m.”Bottle Rocket” *** (’96, Comedy) Owen C. Wilson. Three dim Texans
embark on an ill-fated career in crime. (1:35) (R) HBO2 12:30 a.m.”The
Bourne Ultimatum” *** (’07, Action) Matt Damon. Jason Bourne continues
to look for clues to unravel his true identity. (2:00) (PG-13) MAX 2
p.m., 10 p.m.”The Brave One” ** (’07, Suspense) Jodie Foster. A radio
host seeks revenge for a brutal attack. (2:05) (R) MAX 6:10
p.m.C”Carlito’s Way” *** (’93, Crime Drama) Al Pacino. An ex-con finds
it hard to escape his former life of crime. (2:30) (R) ENCORE 1:20
a.m.”Casino Royale” *** (’06, Action) Daniel Craig. James Bond plays
poker with a man who finances terrorists. (2:30) (PG-13) SHOW 6
p.m.”Champion” ** (’02, Biography) Yu Oh-seong. Korean boxer Kim Deuk-
gu dies in the ring in 1982. (2:00) (NR) SHOW 12:30 p.m.”Contact” ***
(’97, Science Fiction) Jodie Foster. A scientist seeks alien life in
deep space. (2:40) (PG) STARZ 9:05 p.m.”Countdown” (’96, Suspense)
Lori Petty. Two rival policewomen must work together to nab a bomber.
(1:30) (R) FLIX 6:15 a.m., 3 p.m.D”D3: The Mighty Ducks” ** (’96,
Comedy) Emilio Estevez. Teen hockey players get new school, new name,
new coach. (2:00) (PG) SHOW 10:30 a.m.”The Da Vinci Code” ** (’06,
Mystery) Tom Hanks. A religious mystery could rock foundations of
Christianity. (2:30) (PG-13) ENCORE 3:50 p.m., 3:50 a.m.”Days of
Thunder” ** (’90, Action) Tom Cruise. Upstart stock-car driver goes to
the edge. (2:00) (PG-13) VS. 6 p.m., 9 p.m.”Dazed and Confused” ***
(’93, Drama) Jason London. Teens waste another day in 1976 Austin,
Texas. (1:45) (R) HBO 3:05 a.m.”Dead Again” *** (’91, Mystery) Kenneth
Branagh. An amnesiac may be the reincarnation of a murdered pianist.
(2:00) (R) HBO2 6 p.m.”Death Hunt” ** (’81, Action) Charles Bronson. A
Mountie crosses Canada while hunting a murder suspect. (1:40) (R) HBO2
4:20 a.m.”December Boys” ** (’07, Drama) Daniel Radcliffe. Four
orphans grow up in an Australian outback convent. (1:45) (PG-13) HBO 6
p.m.”Dej”`a Vu” *** (’06, Suspense) Denzel Washington. A time-
traveling agent falls in love with a murder victim. (2:10) (PG-13)
STARZ 3:50 a.m.”Desolation Sound” (’05, Drama) Helene Joy. A woman
learns her husband’s mistress is dead. (2:00) (R) LIFE 1 p.m.”The
Devil Wears Prada” *** (’06, Comedy) Meryl Streep. A recent college
graduate lands a job at a fashion magazine. (2:00) (PG-13) HBO 4
p.m.”Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the
Bomb” **** (’64, Comedy) Peter Sellers. Stanley Kubrick’s classic
satire of nuclear war. (1:45) (PG) TCM 7:15 p.m.”The Dog Problem”
(’06, Romance-Comedy) Giovanni Ribisi. A troubled man’s therapist
advises him to get a dog. (1:30) (R) SHOW 8:30 p.m.”Doogal” ** (’05,
Adventure) Voices of Daniel Tay. Animated. An evil wizard would start
an ice age. (2:00) (G) TOON 7 p.m.”Down Came a Blackbird” ** (’95,
Drama) Laura Dern. A reporter’s painful past resurfaces while on
assignment. (1:55) (R) FLIX 1:05 p.m.”Drop Dead Sexy” (’04, Comedy)
Jason Lee. Would-be criminals turn to kidnapping and blackmail. (1:25)
(R) TMC 2:45 p.m.E”EDtv” ** (’99, Comedy) Matthew McConaughey. A video
clerk agrees to have his everyday life televised. (2:05) (PG-13) STARZ
11:45 p.m.”8 Mile” *** (’02, Drama) Eminem. A Detroit man tries to
achieve success as a rapper. (2:30) (R) VH1 6:30 p.m.”Elena y Raquel”
(’71, Drama) Hilda Aguirre. Una joven esta embarazada de un novio que
la abandono. (2:00) (NR) KWHY 12 p.m.”Enchanted” *** (’07, Fantasy)
Amy Adams. Live action/animated. A fairy-tale princess winds up in
contemporary Manhattan. (1:55) (PG) STARZ 9:45 a.m.”Evening” ** (’07,
Drama) Claire Danes. A dying woman remembers the great love of her
life. (2:00) (PG-13) MAX 8 a.m.”An Extremely Goofy Movie” ** (’00,
Comedy) Voices of Bill Farmer. Animated. Goofy enrolls in college with
his son. (1:30) (G) DISN 8 p.m.F”The Faculty” ** (’98, Horror) Jordana
Brewster. High-school students suspect that their teachers are aliens.
(1:50) (R) ENCORE 9:50 p.m.”The Fifth Element” *** (’97, Science
Fiction) (PA) Bruce Willis. A New York cabby tries to save Earth in
2259. (2:30) (PG-13) TBS 10 a.m., 12 a.m.”Final” ** (’01, Drama) Denis
Leary. A patient tells a psychiatrist that he is from the past. (2:00)
(R) HBO2 4 p.m.”Flash Gordon” * (’80, Science Fiction) Sam Jones.
Earthlings go to Mongo to battle with Ming the Merciless. (1:55) (PG)
ENCORE 6:10 a.m.”Fled” ** (’96, Action) Laurence Fishburne. Two
handcuffed fugitives dodge the law and Cuban mobsters. (1:40) (R)
ENCORE 11:40 p.m.”Flushed Away” *** (’06, Comedy) Voices of Hugh
Jackman. Animated. A pampered pet rat winds up in the sewer. (1:30)
(PG) MAX 6:30 a.m.”Foolish” * (’99, Comedy-Drama) Eddie Griffin. A
comic doesn’t want to trade artistic integrity for fame. (1:30) (R)
TMC 1:30 a.m.”For Da Love of Money” ** (’02, Comedy) Pierre. A man
living in a ghetto finds stolen cash in his back yard. (2:00) (R) BET
10 a.m.”.45″ (’06, Suspense) Milla Jovovich. A woman seeks revenge
against her drug-dealing boyfriend. (1:45) (R) TMC 10:15 p.m.”Full
Moon High” ** (’81, Comedy) Adam Arkin. A teen’s Romanian vacation
leaves him howling at the moon. (1:45) (PG) SHOW 5:30 a.m.G”Geronimo:
An American Legend” *** (’93, Historical Drama) Wes Studi. An Army
lieutenant receives orders to bring in the Apache warrior. (2:30)
(PG-13) AMC 5:30 p.m., 11:30 p.m.”Ghost Rider” ** (’07, Action)
Nicolas Cage. A motorcycle stuntman is a supernatural agent of
vengeance. (1:55) (PG-13) ENCORE 8:05 a.m.”A Good Man in Africa” **
(’94, Drama) Colin Friels. A naive British diplomat is assigned to an
emerging nation. (1:40) (R) ENCORE 10 a.m.”Good Neighbor Sam” ***
(’64, Comedy) Voices of Jack Lemmon. Animated. A man plays a lady’s
spouse to help collect an inheritance. (2:15) (NR) TCM 8:30 a.m.”The
Great Raid” ** (’05, War) Benjamin Bratt. A U.S. battalion tries to
rescue prisoners of war in 1944. (3:00) (R) AMC 11:30 a.m.”Guy X” **
(’05, Comedy-Drama) Jason Biggs. A soldier learns about a Vietnam War
cover-up. (1:45) (R) TMC 3 a.m.H”The Hardys Ride High” ** (’38,
Comedy) Lewis Stone. Judge takes Andy and family to Detroit to inherit
$2 million. (1:30) (NR) TCM 3 a.m.”Havana” ** (’90, Romance) Robert
Redford. A gambler begins a risky affair with a Cuban revolutionary.
(2:30) (R) HBO2 11:30 a.m.”Heavens Above!” *** (’63, Comedy) Peter
Sellers. English clergyman is sent by mistake to a snobbish parish.
(2:15) (NR) TCM 5 p.m.”Hollow Man 2″ (’06, Suspense) Christian Slater.
A Seattle detective pursues an invisible killer. (1:45) (R) SHOW 2
a.m.”Hollywoodland” ** (’06, Mystery) Adrien Brody. A detective probes
the mysterious death of TV Superman George Reeves. (2:05) (R) MAX 3:35
a.m.”Home Room” ** (’03, Drama) Busy Philipps. Teens cope with the
aftermath of a school shooting. (2:15) (R) TMC 8 p.m.I”I, Robot” **
(’04, Science Fiction) Will Smith. A homicide detective tracks a
dangerous robot in 2035. (2:30) (PG-13) FX 10 a.m.”La Inocente” (’72,
Drama) Lilia Michel. Una joven con problemas mentales esta embarazada.
(2:00) (NR) KRCA 1 p.m.”Interview” *** (’07, Drama) Sienna Miller. A
reporter spends an unusual evening with a starlet. (1:30) (R) STARZ
3:15 p.m.K”Karla Faye Tucker: Forevermore” (’04, Biography) Karen
Jezek. A killer turns to faith as she awaits execution. (2:00) (NR)
TBN 11 p.m.”Kiss Me, Stupid” ** (’64, Comedy) Dean Martin. Songwriter
has floozy pose as wife to please famous singer. (2:15) (PG-13) TCM
2:45 p.m.L”Little Black Book” ** (’04, Romance-Comedy) Brittany
Murphy. A woman interviews her beau’s former girlfriends. (2:30)
(PG-13) FX 10:30 p.m.”Little Einsteins: Rocket’s Firebird Rescue”
(’07, Adventure) Animated. Friends must save Stravinsky’s “Firebird”
from an ogre. (1:00) (NR) DISN 10:30 a.m.”Lover’s Prayer” * (’00,
Drama) Kirsten Dunst. A young man becomes infatuated with an alluring
neighbor. (1:50) (PG-13) FLIX 11:15 a.m., 4:45 a.m.”Lucky You” **
(’07, Drama) Eric Bana. A poker player sets his sights on winning a
world championship. (2:15) (PG-13) HBO 9:30 a.m.M”M*A*S*H: Goodbye,
Farewell, Amen” *** (’83, Drama) Alan Alda. The men and women of the
4077th prepare to leave Korea. (3:00) HLMK 5 p.m.”Material Girls” *
(’06, Comedy-Drama) Hilary Duff. A scandal strips sibling cosmetics
heiresses of their fortune. (1:45) (PG) SHOW 7:15 a.m., 4:15
p.m.”Meatballs” ** (’79, Comedy) Bill Murray. A camp counselor leads
misfits in pranks. (1:35) (PG) TMC 6 a.m.”The Messengers” * (’07,
Horror) Kristen Stewart. A sinister darkness descends on a rundown
farm and its new tenants. (1:35) (PG-13) STARZ 11:40 a.m.”A Mighty
Wind” *** (’03, Comedy) Bob Balaban. Folk singers reunite to pay
tribute to a legendary promoter. (2:00) (PG-13) COM 4:30 p.m.”The
Minus Man” *** (’99, Drama) Owen Wilson. A serial killer selects
victims who apparently want to die. (2:00) (R) SHOW 3:45 a.m.”Mr.
Jealousy” ** (’97, Romance-Comedy) Eric Stoltz. A man sees green over
his new girlfriend’s old lover. (1:45) (R) FLIX 9:30 a.m., 6:15
p.m.”Mr. Woodcock” ** (’07, Comedy) Billy Bob Thornton. A man learns
his mother plans to marry his evil former gym teacher. (1:30) (PG-13)
HBO2 10 a.m., 9:30 p.m.”Multiplicity” ** (’96, Comedy) Michael Keaton.
Scientifically created duplicates complicate a man’s life. (2:00)
(PG-13) HBO 6 a.m.”My Darling Clementine” *** (’46, Western) Henry
Fonda. Wyatt Earp and comrades face a showdown at the O.K. Corral.
(2:00) (NR) AMC 4:45 a.m.N”The Namesake” *** (’06, Drama) Kal Penn. An
American deals with his family’s East Indian traditions. (2:15)
(PG-13) HBO 11:45 a.m.”Nearing Grace” ** (’05, Drama) Gregory Smith. A
teen in 1978 New Jersey falls under a bewitching classmate’s spell.
(1:45) (R) SHOW 2:30 p.m.”North to Alaska” *** (’60, Western) John
Wayne. Prospector brings French girl to partner in gold-rush Alaska.
(2:45) (NR) AMC 2 a.m.”The Number One Girl” (’05, Action) Tony
Schiena. Carnage ensues when a martial artist judges a beauty pageant.
(1:30) (R) TMC 4:45 a.m.O”Only Two Can Play” ** (’62, Comedy) Peter
Sellers. A rural librarian has a fling with a board member’s wife.
(2:00) (NR) TCM 11 p.m.”Out West With the Hardys” ** (’38, Comedy)
Lewis Stone. The Hardy family takes a vacation trip out West. (1:30)
(NR) TCM 6 a.m.P”Pancho Lopez” (’57, Comedia) Manuel Palacios. Un
hombre enga”a a su tio diciendo que lo asaltaron. (2:00) (NR) KWHY 9
a.m.”The Party” ** (’68, Comedy) Peter Sellers. A bumbling actor is
mistakenly invited to a posh party. (2:00) (NR) TCM 1 a.m.”Pearl
Harbor” ** (’01, War) Ben Affleck. Friends join a war effort after the
Japanese attack Hawaii. (3:00) (PG-13) AMC 2:30 p.m.”Premium” ** (’06,
Comedy-Drama) Dorian Missick. A struggling actor tries to win back his
ex-lover. (1:40) (R) TMC 11:30 a.m.”Puccini for Beginners” ** (’06,
Romance-Comedy) Elizabeth Reaser. A writer gets caught in a bisexual
love triangle. (1:30) (NR) SHOW 9 a.m.R”Ricochet” ** (’91, Action)
Denzel Washington. An escaped killer plots against the man who put him
away. (1:45) (R) HBO 1:20 a.m.”The Rookie” ** (’90, Action) Clint
Eastwood. A young detective teams up with a two-fisted veteran cop.
(2:05) (R) MAX 1:30 a.m.S”Sahara” *** (’43, War) Humphrey Bogart. Nazi
troops harass an Allied tank crew in the Sahara. (2:00) (NR) AMC 6
a.m.”A Scanner Darkly” *** (’06, Action) Voices of Keanu Reeves.
Animated. An undercover cop must spy on his housemates. (1:45) (R)
HBO2 2:35 a.m.”Seven” *** (’95, Suspense) Brad Pitt. A killer
dispatches his victims via the Seven Deadly Sins. (2:15) (R) STARZ
4:45 p.m.”Sex Games Cancun 4″ (’06, Adult) A compilation of episodes
from the erotic series. (1:30) (NR) MAX 12 a.m.”Shanghai Noon” ***
(’00, Comedy) Jackie Chan. A Chinese guard arrives in 1881 Nevada to
rescue a princess. (2:00) (PG-13) STARZ 1:15 p.m.”Shaun of the Dead”
*** (’04, Comedy) Simon Pegg. An aimless TV salesman and his friend
battle zombies. (2:00) (R) COM 8 a.m.”Shrek the Third” ** (’07,
Comedy) Voices of Mike Myers. Animated. Shrek and friends look for the
true heir of Far, Far Away. (1:45) (PG) MAX 8:15 p.m.”Smiling Fish &
Goat on Fire” *** (’00, Romance-Comedy) Derick Martini. Brothers have
tumultuous relationships in Los Angeles. (1:45) (R) TMC 9:45 a.m.,
6:20 p.m.”Smokey and the Bandit” *** (’77, Comedy) Burt Reynolds. A
bootlegger burns rubber to evade a stubborn sheriff. (1:40) (PG)
ENCORE 6:20 p.m.”Spider-Man 3″ ** (’07, Action) Tobey Maguire. Peter
Parker falls under the influence of his dark side. (2:30) (PG-13)
STARZ 6:10 a.m.”The Substitute 4: Failure Is Not an Option” * (’00,
Action) Treat Williams. Ex-mercenary Thomasson squares off against
neo-Nazi cadets. (1:55) (R) USA 2:05 a.m.”Summer Lovers” ** (’82,
Romance) Peter Gallagher. An American college couple and a Frenchwoman
share a villa on a Greek island. (1:45) (R) FLIX 1:30 a.m.”Sweet and
Lowdown” *** (’99, Comedy-Drama) Sean Penn. An arrogant musician casts
aside the woman who loves him. (1:45) (PG-13) HBO2 2:15
p.m.”Switchback” * (’97, Suspense) Dennis Quaid. An FBI agent helps a
Texas sheriff nab a serial killer. (2:00) (R) MAX 10 a.m.T”Talladega
Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby” ** (’06, Comedy) Will Ferrell. A
NASCAR driver has a new rival. (1:50) (PG-13) ENCORE 11:40 a.m., 8
p.m.”Tell Me No Lies” (’07, Suspense) Kelly Rutherford. A woman
suspects her rebellious teenage daughter is in trouble. (2:00) (NR)
LIFE 9 p.m.”The Thing About My Folks” ** (’05, Comedy-Drama) Peter
Falk. A man and his father bond during a road trip. (1:50) (PG-13)
HBO2 6:10 a.m.”13 Going on 30″ *** (’04, Romance-Comedy) Jennifer
Garner. An uncool girl magically becomes a successful adult. (2:30)
(PG-13) FX 8 p.m.”This Filthy World” ** (’06, Documentary) Filmmaker
John Waters performs his stand-up routine. (1:30) (NR) FLIX 12
a.m.”The Thomas Crown Affair” *** (’99, Suspense) Pierce Brosnan. An
art thief steals an insurance investigator’s heart. (2:30) (R) BRAVO
11 p.m., 1:30 a.m.”Touch and Go” ** (’86, Drama) Michael Keaton. A
hockey star becomes involved with an impoverished mother. (1:45) (R)
FLIX 7:45 a.m., 4:30 p.m.”Transformers” *** (’07, Action) Shia
LaBeouf. Two races of robots wage war on Earth. (2:30) (PG-13) HBO 9
p.m.”Triumph of the Spirit” *** (’89, Docudrama) Willem Dafoe. Nazis
force Greek boxer Salamo Arouch to kill at Auschwitz. (2:15) (R) FLIX
9:45 p.m.”El Tuerto de la Sierra” (’02, Accion) Hugo Stiglitz. Un
hombre tuerto se enfrenta a su hermano por una herencia. (1:30) (NR)
KWHY 8 p.m.U”U-571″ ** (’00, Suspense) Matthew McConaughey. GIs try to
steal an encryption device from a German sub. (2:05) (PG-13) STARZ 7
p.m.V”The Virgin of Juarez” (’06, Drama) Minnie Driver. A reporter
befriends a woman who sees the Virgin Mary. (1:30) (R) TMC 12 a.m.”Von
Ryan’s Express” *** (’65, War) Frank Sinatra. Air Force colonel and
British major seize Nazi prison train. (2:30) (NR) AMC 8
a.m.W”Waitress” ** (’07, Comedy-Drama) Keri Russell. A pregnant
waitress wants to leave her controlling husband. (2:00) (PG-13) HBO 2
p.m.”Walk, Don’t Run” *** (’66, Comedy) Cary Grant. In overcrowded
Tokyo, a woman shares her flat with two men. (2:00) (NR) TCM 12:45
p.m.”Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior” (’06, Adventure) Brenda Song. A
teen learns she is the reincarnation of a Chinese warrior. (1:40) DISN
12 p.m.”We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story” *** (’93, Fantasy) Voices of
John Goodman. Animated. Friendly dinosaurs visit kids in New York.
(1:30) (G) TOON 10 a.m.”What Lies Beneath” ** (’00, Suspense) Harrison
Ford. A housewife is swept up in a spirit’s supernatural revenge.
(2:10) (PG-13) MAX 4 p.m.”William Shakespeare’s Romeo & Juliet” ***
(’96, Romance) Leonardo DiCaprio. Two youths from rival families share
a doomed love affair. (2:00) (PG-13) MAX 12 p.m.”Without a Paddle” **
(’04, Comedy) Seth Green. Three friends embark on a calamitous canoe
trip. (2:00) (PG-13) SPIKE 9 p.m.”The Woods” (’05, Horror) Patricia
Clarkson. Girls at a remote boarding-school start disappearing. (1:35)
(R) TMC 1:10 p.m.”The World of Henry Orient” *** (’64, Comedy) Peter
Sellers. Two teens chasing a vain pianist get to know their parents.
(2:00) (NR) TCM 9 p.m.”The World’s Fastest Indian” ** (’05, Biography)
Anthony Hopkins. Motorcyclist Burt Munro tries to set a record for
speed. (2:10) (PG-13) TMC 7:35 a.m., 4:10 p.m.Y”Your Friends &
Neighbors” ** (’98, Comedy-Drama) Amy Brenneman. Sexual politics
affect six urbanites. (1:45) (R) FLIX 8 p.m.Tuesday,
9/9/08A”Alexander” ** (’04, Historical Drama) Colin Farrell.
Macedonia’s young king conquers much of the known world. (3:30) (R)
AMC 4:30 p.m.”Anaconda” * (’97, Suspense) (PA) Jennifer Lopez. A huge
snake stalks a film crew in the Brazilian jungle. (2:00) (PG-13) TBS 3
a.m.”Andy Hardy Meets Debutante” ** (’40, Comedy) Mickey Rooney. Andy
sets his sights on a glamorous New York debutante. (1:30) (NR) TCM 3
a.m.”Andy Hardy’s Private Secretary” ** (’41, Comedy) Lewis Stone.
Andy’s so busy with his secretary, he flunks a final. (1:45) (NR) TCM
4:30 a.m.”Arachnophobia” *** (’90, Suspense) Jeff Daniels. Couple’s
new farm has termites and Venezuelan spider. (2:00) (PG-13) TBS 10
a.m.”ATL” ** (’06, Comedy-Drama) Tip “T.I.” Harris. Four Atlanta teens
face challenges. (2:30) (PG-13) BET 7:30 p.m., 11:30 p.m.”The
Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman” *** (’74, Drama) Cicely Tyson. A
110-year-old black woman reflects on her eventful life. (1:55) FLIX
6:05 p.m.B”Back to the Future Part III” *** (’90, Science Fiction)
Michael J. Fox. Marty McFly visits the Old West to save the imperiled
Doc. (2:00) (PG) HBO2 8 a.m.”Badge of Silence: Maniac Cop 3″ * (’92,
Horror) Robert Davi. The undead patrolman avenges a wounded police
officer. (1:30) (R) FLIX 3:30 a.m.”Batman & Robin” * (’97, Action)
(PA) Arnold Schwarzenegger. The dynamic duo returns to take on an icy
villain. (2:30) (PG-13) TBS 12:30 a.m.”Bedazzled” ** (’00, Comedy)
Brendan Fraser. A lovesick man sells his soul to the devil for seven
wishes. (1:45) (PG-13) HBO 6:15 a.m.”Bells Are Ringing” *** (’60,
Musical Comedy) Judy Holliday. An answering-service employee falls for
a charming client. (2:15) (NR) TCM 9:15 a.m.”The Big Kahuna” ** (’99,
Drama) Kevin Spacey. Three salesmen discuss life and work at a Kansas
convention. (1:35) (R) MAX 2:35 a.m.”Big Momma’s House 2″ * (’06,
Comedy) Martin Lawrence. An FBI agent reprises his disguise, posing as
a heavy nanny. (2:00) (PG-13) FX 8 p.m.”Big Top Pee-wee” ** (’88,
Comedy) Paul Reubens. Circus star’s troupe down on Pee-wee Herman’s
strange farm. (1:25) (PG) MAX 1:40 p.m.”Black and White” ** (’99,
Drama) Scott Caan. Privileged white teens explore the black hip-hop
culture. (1:45) (R) HBO2 4:15 a.m.”The Blair Witch Project” ** (’99,
Horror) Heather Donahue. An unknown entity stalks three lost film
students. (1:30) (R) TMC 6:30 p.m.”Blazing Saddles” *** (’74, Comedy)
Cleavon Little. Gucci-saddlebagged Sheriff Bart teams up with the
drunken Waco Kid. (2:15) (R) CMT 3:45 p.m., 10:30 p.m.”Bloodsport” *
(’88, Adventure) Jean-Claude Van Damme. A Westerner wins a martial
arts competition in Hong Kong. (2:00) (R) VS. 6 p.m., 9
p.m.”Bordertown” (’07, Mystery) Jennifer Lopez. An American reporter
probes the murders of women in Mexico. (2:05) (R) SHOW 7:55 p.m.”Las
Braceras” (’81, Comedia) Maritza Olivares. Una joven intenta vengar la
muerte de su hermana y su padre. (1:30) (NR) KWHY 11 p.m.”Brigadoon”
*** (’54, Musical) Gene Kelly. A Scottish village comes alive one day
every 100 years. (2:00) (G) TCM 1:15 p.m.”The Brothers Solomon” *
(’07, Comedy) Will Arnett. Two socially inept siblings look for mates.
(1:40) (R) STARZ 6 a.m., 5:10 p.m.C”Cabin in the Sky” ** (’43,
Musical) Ethel Waters. Emissaries from heaven and hell vie for a
gambler’s soul. (1:45) (NR) TCM 3:15 p.m.”Cadena de Mentiras” (’55,
Comedia) Resortes. Un hombre se hace pasar por otro para cobrar una
herencia. (2:00) (NR) KRCA 1 p.m.”Caffeine” * (’06, Comedy) Mena
Suvari. Couples reveal secrets at a London coffeehouse. (1:30) (R) TMC
9:45 a.m.”Candyman 3: Day of the Dead” * (’99, Horror) Tony Todd. The
hook-handed monster pursues his descendant. (1:35) (R) MAX 4:45
p.m.”Can’t Stop the Music” * (’80, Musical) Valerie Perrine. A pseudo-
autobiography of disco’s “The Village People.” (2:05) (PG) FLIX 9
a.m.”Canvas” ** (’06, Drama) Joe Pantoliano. A father and son
construct a sailboat in their driveway. (1:45) (PG-13) TMC 6:15
a.m.”Carrington” ** (’95, Docudrama) Emma Thompson. Painter Dora
Carrington’s life with writer Lytton Strachey. (2:05) (R) FLIX 8
p.m.”Cherry Crush” (’07, Drama) Nikki Reed. Jordan finds trouble after
meeting Shay. (1:30) (R) TMC 5 p.m.”Chicken Run” *** (’00, Comedy)
Voices of Mel Gibson. Animated. Fowls flee from a British farm. (2:00)
(G) TOON 10 a.m.”Children of Men” **** (’06, Science Fiction) Clive
Owen. Infertility threatens mankind with extinction. (1:55) (R) HBO
12:30 a.m.”City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly’s Gold” *** (’94,
Comedy) Billy Crystal. Mitch and friends ride out in search of hidden
treasure. (2:00) (PG-13) ENCORE 6 p.m.”Comandante Cuerno de Chivo”
Jorge Reynoso. Un poderoso mafioso siente a su organizacion en
peligro. (2:00) (NR) KWHY 9 a.m.”The Comebacks” * (’07, Comedy) David
Koechner. An unlucky football coach takes over a misfit college team.
(1:30) (PG-13) MAX 10:30 a.m., 10 p.m.”Cops and Robbers” ** (’73,
Comedy-Drama) Cliff Gorman. Policemen sync Wall Street caper with
ticker-tape parade. (1:45) (PG) TCM 11:15 p.m.”Copying Beethoven” **
(’06, Historical Drama) Ed Harris. A copyist bonds with composer
Ludwig van Beethoven. (1:45) (PG-13) SHOW 2:30 p.m.”The Cotton Club”
*** (’84, Musical) Richard Gere. A musician escorts a gangster’s moll
in late-1920s Harlem. (2:10) (R) ENCORE 1:50 a.m.”The Couple” ** (’04,
Drama) Martin Landau. A man makes a deal to save his family from the
Nazis. (2:00) (PG-13) SHOW 8:30 a.m.”Coyote Ugly” * (’00, Romance-
Comedy) Piper Perabo. A struggling songwriter cuts loose in a rowdy
New York bar. (1:50) (R) STARZ 3:20 p.m.D”Dead Heat on a Merry-Go-
Round” *** (’66, Crime Drama) James Coburn. A man syncs an airport
heist with a Soviet premier’s visit. (2:00) (NR) TCM 7 p.m.”Dej”`a Vu”
*** (’06, Suspense) Denzel Washington. A time-traveling agent falls in
love with a murder victim. (2:15) (PG-13) STARZ 6:45 p.m.”The Descent”
*** (’05, Horror) Shauna Macdonald. Six spelunkers encounter hungry
underground predators. (1:45) (R) TMC 12 a.m.E”Eagle vs. Shark” **
(’07, Comedy) Loren Horsley. Live action/animated. Social misfits have
a strange relationship. (1:30) (R) STARZ 2:30 a.m.”8 Mile” *** (’02,
Drama) Eminem. A Detroit man tries to achieve success as a rapper.
(2:30) (R) VH1 2 p.m.”8 Seconds” ** (’94, Docudrama) Luke Perry. An
Oklahoma youth becomes rodeo champ in 1987. (1:45) (PG-13) ENCORE 4:15
p.m.”Employee of the Month” ** (’06, Comedy) Dane Cook. Two store
clerks vie for a coveted award. (1:55) (PG-13) SHOW 6 p.m.”Evan
Almighty” ** (’07, Comedy) Steve Carell. God commands a newly elected
congressman to build an ark. (1:40) (PG) MAX 3:05 p.m.”Ever After” ***
(’98, Romance) Drew Barrymore. A courageous scullery maid wins the
heart of a prince. (2:00) (PG) E! 8 p.m.”An Extremely Goofy Movie” **
(’00, Comedy) Voices of Bill Farmer. Animated. Goofy enrolls in
college with his son. (1:30) (G) DISN 12 p.m.F”Flyboys” ** (’06,
Historical Drama) James Franco. Americans volunteer for the French
military in World War I. (2:20) (PG-13) TMC 8 p.m.”The Flying
Scotsman” ** (’06, Docudrama) Jonny Lee Miller. A cyclist enters a
championship race with a homemade bike. (1:45) (PG-13) SHOW 4:15 p.m.,
4:15 a.m.”For All Mankind” *** (’89, Documentary) Jim Lovell. NASA
footage of Earth and the moon set to words and music. (1:25) (NR) FLIX
6:35 a.m., 3 p.m.”For One Night” (’06, Drama) Raven-Symone. A teen
crusades against segregated proms at her high school. (2:00) (NR) LIFE
1 p.m.”From the Hip” ** (’87, Comedy-Drama) Judd Nelson. A legal
maverick defends a professor accused of murder. (1:55) (PG) FLIX 11:05
a.m.G”Geronimo: An American Legend” *** (’93, Historical Drama) Wes
Studi. An Army lieutenant receives orders to bring in the Apache
warrior. (2:30) (PG-13) AMC 2 p.m.”Get a Clue” (’02, Comedy) Lindsay
Lohan. Students sleuth the disappearance of their English teacher.
(1:35) DISN 8 p.m.”Ghostbusters” *** (’84, Comedy) Bill Murray. Ghost
fighters battle ghouls in a Manhattan high-rise. (2:30) (PG) VH1 7:30
p.m.”Ghostbusters II” ** (’89, Comedy) Bill Murray. A long-dead
Carpathian warlock attempts to return to Earth. (2:30) (PG) VH1 10
p.m.”The Good Thief” *** (’02, Crime Drama) Nick Nolte. A veteran
thief takes part in a plan to steal priceless art. (2:00) (R) HBO2
4:30 p.m.”A Good Year” ** (’06, Romance-Comedy) Russell Crowe. A
London banker inherits his uncle’s vineyard in Provence. (2:00)
(PG-13) HBO2 10 a.m.”The Great Escape” **** (’63, War) Steve McQueen.
Allied POWs stage a daring escape from a Nazi prison camp. (3:45) (NR)
AMC 10:45 p.m.H”Head Above Water” ** (’96, Comedy) Harvey Keitel. A
vacationer’s former boyfriend winds up dead in her bed. (1:30) (PG-13)
MAX 9 a.m.I”The Iron Giant” *** (’99, Fantasy) Voices of Jennifer
Aniston. Animated. A boy befriends a gentle, 50-foot robot. (1:30)
(PG) MAX 7:30 a.m.J”Jam” (’06, Drama) Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Tensions
rise among travelers during a traffic jam. (1:30) (NR) SHOW 1 p.m.”The
Jane Austen Book Club” *** (’07, Drama) Maria Bello. The love lives of
six people resemble the author’s works. (1:50) (PG-13) STARZ 11
p.m.”Judge Hardy and Son” *** (’39, Drama) Mickey Rooney. A woman’s
illness brings her family closer together. (1:30) (NR) TCM 6
a.m.K”Kicking It” ** (’08, Documentary) Soccer bring about a change in
the lives of homeless people. (2:00) (NR) ESPN2 6 p.m.L”The Last Big
Thing” *** (’96, Comedy) Dan Zukovic. A misanthrope interviews and
insults aspiring celebrities. (1:45) (R) TMC 11:15 a.m.”Last Dance” **
(’96, Drama) Sharon Stone. A clemency worker tries to save a woman
awaiting execution. (1:45) (R) TMC 3:15 a.m.”Las Leandras” (’68,
Comedia) Rosario Durcal. Una escuela de se”oritas es confundida con un
burdel. (2:00) (NR) KWHY 12 p.m.”The Legend of Bagger Vance” *** (’00,
Drama) Will Smith. A mystical caddy helps an ex-golfer regain his
swing. (2:15) (PG-13) HBO 1:45 p.m.”The Life and Times of Hank
Greenberg” *** (’99, Documentary) Hank Greenberg. The Jewish baseball
player defies anti-Semitism. (1:35) (PG) FLIX 4:30 p.m.”Light in the
Piazza” *** (’62, Drama) Olivia de Havilland. A mentally challenged
woman’s mother faces a hard decision. (1:45) (NR) TCM 7:30
a.m.”Lightning Jack” ** (’94, Comedy) Paul Hogan. A mute townsman tags
along with a mildly famous outlaw. (1:40) (PG-13) MAX 12 p.m.”Little
Black Book” ** (’04, Romance-Comedy) Brittany Murphy. A woman
interviews her beau’s former girlfriends. (2:30) (PG-13) FX 10
a.m.”Live Free or Die Hard” *** (’07, Action) Bruce Willis. America’s
computers fall under attack. (2:15) (PG-13) HBO 10 a.m., 8:30 p.m.”The
Lost City” ** (’05, Drama) Andy Garcia. Revolution shatters a Cuban
club owner’s family. (2:25) (R) TMC 2:35 p.m.”Love and a Bullet” **
(’02, Action) Treach. A hit man falls in love with his employer’s
girlfriend. (2:00) (R) BET 10 a.m.M”The Magnificent Seven” *** (’60,
Western) Yul Brynner. A man in black recruits hired guns to defend
Mexican villagers. (2:45) (NR) AMC 8 p.m.”The Man in the Iron Mask” **
(’98, Adventure) Leonardo DiCaprio. Ex-musketeers attempt a bloodless
coup against their king. (2:20) (PG-13) ENCORE 8:10 a.m.”Martian
Child” ** (’07, Drama) John Cusack. A single man adopts a youngster
who claims he is from the Red Planet. (2:00) (PG) HBO 6:30 p.m.”Mary
and Joseph: A Story of Faith” ** (’79, Drama) Blanche Baker. Based on
Mary and Joseph’s marriage before Christ’s birth. (2:30) TBN 11
p.m.”Meet the Parents” *** (’00, Comedy) Robert De Niro. A man spends
a disastrous weekend with his lover’s family. (2:00) (PG-13) HBO 4:30
p.m.”Meet Wally Sparks” * (’97, Comedy) Rodney Dangerfield. A TV
celebrity pulls an outrageous stunt to save his show. (1:50) (R) HBO
2:55 a.m.”A Mighty Wind” *** (’03, Comedy) Bob Balaban. Folk singers
reunite to pay tribute to a legendary promoter. (2:00) (PG-13) COM 8
a.m.”Mixed Blood” ** (’85, Crime Drama) Marilia Pera. Hispanic gangs
battle to control the New York drug trade. (1:45) (NR) FLIX 1:45
a.m.”Moli”`ere” *** (’07, Comedy-Drama) Romain Duris. A French
playwright and actor tries to coach a wealthy man. (2:05) (PG-13)
STARZ 11:10 a.m.”Money Plays” (’98, Crime Drama) Roy Scheider. A
prostitute schemes with her casino-employed boyfriend. (1:45) SHOW
6:45 a.m.”The Mummy” *** (’99, Adventure) Brendan Fraser. A mummy
seeks revenge for a 3,000-year-old curse. (2:10) (PG-13) ENCORE 10:30
a.m., 8 p.m.N”No Way Out” *** (’87, Suspense) Kevin Costner. The
Secretary of Defense makes a Pentagon aide lead a spy manhunt. (2:00)
(R) ENCORE 11:50 p.m.”North to Alaska” *** (’60, Western) John Wayne.
Prospector brings French girl to partner in gold-rush Alaska. (2:45)
(NR) AMC 9 a.m.O”Odds Against Tomorrow” *** (’59, Crime Drama) Harry
Belafonte. Racial tension festers among gang members planning a heist.
(2:00) (NR) TCM 1 a.m.”Off the Black” *** (’06, Comedy-Drama) Nick
Nolte. A young ballplayer befriends a dying umpire. (1:35) (R) TMC 1
p.m.”Office Space” ** (’99, Comedy) Ron Livingston. A white-collar
worker rebels against corporate drudgery. (1:30) (R) HBO2 6:30
p.m.”Only the Strong” * (’93, Drama) Mark Dacascos. Martial arts set
to music straighten out bad teens. (1:40) (PG-13) MAX 6:20 p.m.”La
Orilla de la Tierra” (’94, Drama) Luis Felipe Tovar. Dos hombres
buscan un tesoro que han visto solo en sue”os. (2:00) (NR) KRCA 9
a.m.P”The Patriot” *** (’00, War) Mel Gibson. A man and his son fight
side by side in the Revolutionary War. (2:45) (R) HBO2 12 p.m.”The
Pledge” *** (’01, Drama) Jack Nicholson. A detective promises to find
a young girl’s murderer. (2:10) (R) HBO2 1:50 a.m.”Prick Up Your Ears”
*** (’87, Biography) Gary Oldman. Playwright Joe Orton leads a
flamboyant gay lifestyle. (1:55) (R) FLIX 10:05 p.m.”Primeval” * (’07,
Suspense) Dominic Purcell. A news team hunts a giant crocodile in
Africa. (1:40) (R) ENCORE 2:35 p.m., 10:10 p.m.R”Redline” * (’07,
Action) Nathan Phillips. An ace driver enters the world of illegal
drag racing. (1:40) (PG-13) STARZ 12:50 a.m.”The Replacements” **
(’00, Comedy) Keanu Reeves. Misfit substitutes take the field during a
football strike. (2:00) (PG-13) MAX 8 p.m.”Ronin” ** (’98, Action)
Robert De Niro. Five espionage specialists must find a special
briefcase. (2:15) (R) SHOW 2 a.m.”Royal Wedding” *** (’51, Musical)
Fred Astaire. Sibling dancers at Britain’s royal nuptials both find
love. (1:45) (NR) TCM 11:30 a.m.S”The Sand Pebbles” *** (’66,
Adventure) Steve McQueen. Politics and the tide hold a U.S. gunboat in
1926 China. (4:00) (PG-13) AMC 2:30 a.m.”The Sasquatch Gang” (’07,
Adventure) Jeremy Sumpter. Friends find possible signs of Bigfoot.
(1:35) (PG-13) STARZ 9:35 a.m.”Second in Command” (’06, Action) Jean-
Claude Van Damme. An officer must protect a U.S. ambassador from
insurgents. (1:55) (R) USA 2:05 a.m.”Sex Games Cancun 3″ (’06, Adult)
A compilation of episodes from the erotic series. (1:30) MAX 11:30
p.m.”She Gets What She Wants” ** (’02, Comedy) Piper Perabo. A Texas
cheerleader squares off against an exchange student. (1:30) (PG-13)
SHOW 10:30 a.m.”The Shell Seekers” (’06, Drama) Vanessa Redgrave. A
woman travels to the island of Ibiza to visit her daughter. (2:00)
(NR) HLMK 9 p.m.”The Shootist” *** (’76, Western) John Wayne. People
pester old, dying gunfighter. (2:15) (PG) AMC 11:45 a.m.”Silk” * (’07,
Drama) Keira Knightley. A married smuggler meets an intriguing woman
in Japan. (1:50) (R) MAX 4:10 a.m.”Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes
Back” **** (’80, Science Fiction) Mark Hamill. Luke Skywalker, Han
Solo and Princess Leia face Darth Vader’s wrath. (3:00) (PG) SPIKE 9
p.m.”Stolen Sex Tapes” (’02, Adult) A highly paid anchorwoman faces
blackmail. (1:30) (R) TMC 1:45 a.m.”Storm Catcher” * (’99, Action)
Dolph Lundgren. A falsely discredited pilot uncovers a conspiracy.
(1:35) (R) MAX 1 a.m.”Stranger Than Fiction” *** (’06, Comedy) Will
Ferrell. A mentally unstable IRS auditor hears an author’s voice in
his head. (1:55) (PG-13) ENCORE 12:40 p.m., 4:50 a.m.”The Substitute
3: Winner Takes All” * (’99, Drama) Treat Williams. An undercover
mercenary tackles musclebound college jocks. (1:40) (R) HBO 4:45
a.m.”Sunday Driver” (’05, Documentary) Lowrider enthusiasts drive cars
with lowered suspensions. (1:00) (R) SHOW 12 p.m.T”Talladega Nights:
The Ballad of Ricky Bobby” ** (’06, Comedy) Will Ferrell. A NASCAR
driver has a new rival. (1:50) (PG-13) ENCORE 6:20 a.m.”The Thing
Called Love” ** (’93, Drama) River Phoenix. An aspiring musician seeks
her fortune in Nashville, Tenn. (2:00) (PG-13) HBO2 6 a.m.”13 Going on
30″ *** (’04, Romance-Comedy) Jennifer Garner. An uncool girl
magically becomes a successful adult. (2:30) (PG-13) FX 5:30 p.m.”The
Thomas Crown Affair” *** (’68, Adventure) Steve McQueen. A self-made
millionaire masterminds the perfect bank heist. (2:00) (R) TCM 5
p.m.”El Tigre Enmascarado” (’51, Aventura) Luis Aguilar. Un hombre
promete vengar la muerte de su hermano. (1:30) (NR) KWHY 8 p.m.”To
Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar” ** (’95, Comedy) Wesley
Snipes. Three drag queens breathe new life into a Midwestern town.
(1:55) (PG-13) STARZ 7:40 a.m.”Topkapi” **** (’64, Suspense) Melina
Mercouri. A woman and her lover conspire to steal a priceless dagger.
(2:15) (NR) TCM 9 p.m.”The Tripper” * (’06, Horror) Jaime King. A
Ronald Reagan-obsessed killer stalks concertgoers. (1:40) (R) TMC
10:20 p.m.”The TV Set” *** (’06, Comedy) David Duchovny. A man
struggles to maintain creative control of his TV pilot. (1:30) (R)
SHOW 12:30 a.m.U”Under the Volcano” *** (’84, Drama) Albert Finney.
Ex-wife of alcoholic ex-British consul joins him in 1938 Mexico.
(2:00) (R) FLIX 1 p.m.W”A Walk in the Clouds” ** (’95, Romance) Keanu
Reeves. Two people fall in love while pretending to be married. (1:45)
(PG-13) HBO2 2:45 p.m.”We Own the Night” ** (’07, Crime Drama) Joaquin
Phoenix. A nightclub manager tries to remain neutral in a drug war.
(2:05) (R) STARZ 1:15 p.m., 9 p.m., 4:50 a.m.”Wetherby” *** (’85,
Drama) Vanessa Redgrave. A bizarre suicide puzzles a schoolteacher in
rural England. (1:45) (R) FLIX 12 a.m.”What Planet Are You From?” *
(’00, Comedy) Garry Shandling. An alien is sent to Earth to have sex
with a human female. (1:50) (R) MAX 5:40 a.m.”White Coats” * (’04,
Comedy) Peter Oldring. Inexperienced interns try to keep a hospital
functioning. (2:00) (R) COM 4:30 p.m.”The Wicker Man” * (’06, Horror)
Nicolas Cage. A lawman finds sinister forces at work on a secluded
isle. (1:45) (PG-13) HBO 8 a.m.”Wise Blood” *** (’79, Drama) Brad
Dourif. A backwoodsman turns to fire-and-brimstone preaching. (1:45)
(PG) TMC 8 a.m.X”XChange” ** (’00, Science Fiction) Stephen Baldwin. A
terrorist hijacks a man’s body. (2:00) (R) SCI-FI 3 a.m.Y”Yellow Sky”
*** (’48, Western) Gregory Peck. Outlaw and gang find tomboy and
grandfather in ghost town. (2:15) (NR) AMC 6:45 a.m.Wednesday,
9/10/08A”Advise and Consent” *** (’62, Drama) Henry Fonda. Senators
fight dirty over president’s man. (2:30) (NR) TCM 5 p.m.”After Hours”
*** (’85, Comedy) Griffin Dunne. A man is plunged into the crazy world
of lower Manhattan. (1:40) (R) MAX 7:40 a.m.”Along Came Polly” **
(’04, Romance-Comedy) Ben Stiller. A jilted newlywed finds solace with
another woman. (2:00) (PG-13) USA 10 p.m., 2 a.m.”Alpha Dog” ** (’06,
Crime Drama) Bruce Willis. A teenage drug dealer kidnaps a junkie’s
younger brother. (2:05) (R) MAX 3:30 p.m., 1:05 a.m.”Ambicion y
Muerte” Una familia de mafiosos intenta apoderarse de todo. (2:00)
(NR) KRCA 1 p.m.”Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid” ** (’04,
Suspense) (PA) Johnny Messner. Explorers encounter monstrous snakes in
Borneo. (2:00) (PG-13) TBS 3 a.m.”Andy Hardy’s Blonde Trouble” **
(’44, Comedy) Lewis Stone. College student Andy can’t tell his
girlfriend from her twin sister. (2:00) (NR) TCM 4:45 a.m.”Andy
Hardy’s Double Life” ** (’42, Comedy) Lewis Stone. Andy proposes to
his girlfriend and her swimmer friend. (1:45) (NR) TCM 8 a.m.”Angel
Eyes” ** (’01, Drama) (PA) Jennifer Lopez. A policewoman meets a man
who saw his family die in an accident. (2:00) (R) TBS 1 a.m.”The
Astronaut Farmer” ** (’07, Drama) Billy Bob Thornton. A space-obsessed
rancher builds a rocket in his barn. (1:45) (PG) HBO 10 a.m.B”Back to
Back: American Yakuza 2″ ** (’96, Action) Michael Rooker. An ex-cop
and a Japanese mobster become unlikely partners. (1:45) (R) FLIX 4:30
p.m.”Backbeat” ** (’94, Drama) Sheryl Lee. The Beatles make their
start in 1960-’62 Germany. (1:50) (R) FLIX 8 p.m.”Bala Perdida” Varios
hombres compiten por el amor de una muchacha huerfana que trabaja en
la botica del pueblo. (2:00) KWHY 12 p.m.”Barnyard: The Original Party
Animals” ** (’06, Comedy) Voices of Kevin James. Animated. Animals
play while the farmer is away. (1:40) (PG) TMC 7:20 a.m., 7
p.m.”Batman & Robin” * (’97, Action) (PA) Arnold Schwarzenegger. The
dynamic duo returns to take on an icy villain. (2:30) (PG-13) TBS 10
a.m.”Batman Returns” ** (’92, Action) Michael Keaton. The Catwoman and
the Penguin join forces against Batman. (2:15) (PG-13) HBO 11:45
a.m.”Big Momma’s House 2″ * (’06, Comedy) Martin Lawrence. An FBI
agent reprises his disguise, posing as a heavy nanny. (2:00) (PG-13)
FX 5 p.m.”Bird on a Wire” ** (’90, Romance-Comedy) Mel Gibson. Thugs
chase a federal witness and his ex-lover cross-country. (2:00) (PG-13)
HBO 2 p.m.”The Black Widow” * (’05, Suspense) Giada Colagrande. A
woman hires a man to stay with her in her scary abode. (1:40) (PG-13)
TMC 1:10 a.m.”Blood Diamond” *** (’06, Adventure) Leonardo DiCaprio.
Two men join in a quest to recover a priceless gem. (2:30) (R) MAX
7:30 p.m.”Born to Defense” (’86, Action) Jet Li. A war veteran battles
occupation forces in his village. (1:45) (R) SHOW 3 a.m.”The Bourne
Ultimatum” *** (’07, Action) Matt Damon. Jason Bourne continues to
look for clues to unravel his true identity. (2:00) (PG-13) MAX 9:20
a.m., 10 p.m.”The Boxer” ** (’97, Drama) Daniel Day-Lewis. A former
boxer attempts to fight in war-torn Belfast. (2:00) (R) HBO2 10:30
a.m.”Bridge to Terabithia” *** (’07, Fantasy) Josh Hutcherson. Two
youths create an imaginary world filled with magical beings. (1:40)
(PG) ENCORE 12:30 p.m., 8 p.m., 3:20 a.m.”Brown’s Requiem” ** (’98,
Crime Drama) Michael Rooker. A part-time private eye uncovers a
welfare-check scam. (1:45) (R) FLIX 1:20 p.m.”Bubble Boy” * (’01,
Comedy) Jake Gyllenhaal. A plastic-encased guy goes cross-country to
stop a wedding. (1:25) (PG-13) ENCORE 6:45 a.m., 6:35 p.m.C”El Caifan
del Barrio” (’86, Comedia) Adalberto ‘Resortes’ Martinez. El mejor
bailarin del barrio seduce a todas las mujeres. (1:30) (NR) KWHY 11
p.m.”Can’t Stop the Music” * (’80, Musical) Valerie Perrine. A pseudo-
autobiography of disco’s “The Village People.” (2:05) (PG) FLIX 5
a.m.”Cheech & Chong’s Next Movie” ** (’80, Comedy) Cheech Marin. Two
potheads roam L.A. to find the “perfect high.” (1:40) (R) ENCORE 12
a.m.”City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly’s Gold” *** (’94, Comedy)
Billy Crystal. Mitch and friends ride out in search of hidden
treasure. (2:00) (PG-13) ENCORE 10:30 a.m.”Coneheads” ** (’93, Comedy)
Dan Aykroyd. The “Saturday Night Live” aliens adjust to life on Earth.
(1:30) (PG) HBO2 6 a.m.”Coogan’s Bluff” *** (’68, Crime Drama) Clint
Eastwood. An Arizona deputy goes to New York to extradite a criminal.
(2:15) (R) AMC 3 p.m.”Courage Under Fire” *** (’96, Drama) Denzel
Washington. Officer reviews medal candidacy of female helicopter
pilot. (2:00) (R) HBO 1:55 a.m.”The Courtship of Andy Hardy” ** (’42,
Comedy) Mickey Rooney. Andy dates a girl whose parents are divorcing.
(1:45) (NR) TCM 3 a.m.”The Crow: Wicked Prayer” (’05, Fantasy) Edward
Furlong. A resurrected ex-convict seeks revenge against Satanists.
(2:00) (R) SCI-FI 3 a.m.”The Culpepper Cattle Company” ** (’72,
Western) Gary Grimes. A teenager comes of age during a difficult
cattle drive. (1:35) (PG) MAX 4:45 a.m.D”Dan in Real Life” *** (’07,
Romance-Comedy) Steve Carell. An advice columnist falls in love with
his brother’s girlfriend. (1:40) (PG-13) STARZ 11 p.m.”Disney’s The
Kid” ** (’00, Comedy) Bruce Willis. An image consultant magically
encounters his younger self. (1:45) (PG) STARZ 3 p.m.”Dracula: Dead
and Loving It” ** (’95, Comedy) Leslie Nielsen. Mel Brooks’ p